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| The patient awakened after the operation to find herself in a room with all the blinds drawn. "Why are all the blinds closed?" she asked her doctor. "Well," the surgeon responded, "They're fighting a huge fire across the street, and we didn't want you to wake up and think the operation had failed." |
Q: How does Michael Jackson pick his nose? A: He looks through a catalogue in the plastic surgeon's office. |